B-Sides and Rarities

  • Beans
  • Blandest
  • Born In A Junkyard
  • Curmudgeon
  • D-7
  • Do You Love Me?
  • Even In His Youth
  • Help Me, I'm Hungry
  • Here She Comes Now
  • I Hate Myself, I Want To Die
  • In His Room
  • Marigold
  • Moist Vagina
  • The Money Will Roll Right In
  • Oh, The Guilt
  • Opinion
  • Pay To Play
  • Return Of The Rat
  • Spank Thru
  • Spectre
  • Talk To Me
  • Token Eastern Song
  • Verse Chorus Verse
  • You Know You're Right


  • Beans

     Beans, beans, beans
    Daddy ate some beans
    He was happy, happy, happy
    And he ate some beans

     Naked, naked, naked
    Sitting cross-legged
    Naked, naked, naked
    And he was happy, happy, happy
    And he ate some beans

     Wine, wine, wine
    Daddy had some wine
    He was happy, happy, happy
    And he ate some wine

     Beans, beans, beans
    Daddy ate some beans
    And he drank some wine
    And he was happy, happy, happy
    As he drank some beans

     


    Blandest

     You're my favorite
    Of my saviours
    You're my favorite
    Oh no

     Yes you're my favorite
    Of my favors
    You're my razor
    Oh no

     Hey!
    And the situation wasn't quite
    As intense as I thought
    I need you around
    To remind me when not to be calm
    And the situation wasn't quite
    As intense as I thought
    I need you around
    To remind me when not to be calm
    Calm, calm, calm

     


    Born In A Junkyard

     I'm long gone from vertical
    Somewhere South is stopping me
    I'm long gone from the American Dream
    YOu may decide it's not for me
    I'm long gone but I'll let you through
    You may decide it's not for you
    I'm long gone, but I'll let you through
    You may decide there's nothing theree

     Born in a junkyard

     Gone

     I'm long gone but I'll let you through
    You may decide that it's not that good
    I'm long gone but I'll let you leave
    You may decide on stopping me
    Gone

     


    Curmudgeon

     I can't hide no, on the mantle
    I'm not sad, till i'm home

     It's the season, and I'm all reason
    I have seen, and I have grown

     She's at the seams
    She don't need
    In the seams
    She don't need
    Not the seams

     I'm a lecher, I'm a planter
    I put something, in the garden

     In the handle, on the mantle
    I'm not Santa, I'm not God

     I want a lady, can you save me
    It's the sulfur, I have drunk

     Tis the season, I'm all reason
    I have fleas, so run on home

     She's at the seams
    She don't need
    At the seams
    She don't need

     


    D-7 (Greg Sage and the Wipers cover)

     Straight as an arrow
    Defect defect
    Not straight, not so straight
    Reject reject
    Towards anti-social
    Solo solo
    Standing on the stairs
    Cold, cold morning
    Ghostly image of fear
    Mayday mayday
    Gonna leave this region
    They'll take me with them

     Dimension seven

     


    Do You Love Me? (Kiss cover)

     You really like my limousine
    You like the way the wheels roll
    You like my seven inch leather heels
    And goin' to all of the shows

     But...
    Do you love me?
    Really love me?
    Do you love me?

     You like the credit cards and private planes
    Money can really take you far
    You like the hotels and fancy clothes
    And the sound of electric guitars

     You really like rock 'n' roll
    All of the fame and the masquerade
    You like the concerts and studios
    And all the moeny honey that I make

     Your backstage pass and black sunglasses
    Make you look just like a queen
    Even the fans they know your face
    From all of the magazines

     


    Even In His Youth

     Even in his youth he was nothing
    Kept his body clean going nowhere
    Daddy was ashamed he was something
    Smears the family name he was something

     Leave this form before you're through
    I've got nothing left to prove
    If I die before I wake
    Hope I don't come back a slave

     


    Help Me, I'm Hungry

     Hold me, there's too much tension
    Grade me, I'm fucking hungry
    Help me, I'm fucking cornered
    Grade me, you might be right

     Lightning fucking around in my head
    Fierce, dangerous, pathetic, fucked up
    People freaking every day
    White lights inside
    What do you want

     Cold naked man, picked off his scabs and
    Fed them to the pigeons
    Help him, he's fucking cornered
    Grade him it might be fun

     Lightning fucking around in my head, etc...

     Hold me, something's happening
    Help me, somebody help me
    Hold me, I'm fucking hungry
    Help me, I'm right here, who are you?

     Naked man (you say you saw)
    Fed them, to the pigeons
    Help him, he's fucking cornered
    Grade him, it might be fun

     Lightning gucking around in my head, etc...

     Help me, I'm fucking hungry
    Help me, I'm fucking up
    Hold me, some fucking help

     


    Here She Comes Now (Velvet Underground cover)

     Aah, if she ever comes now now

     Aah, she looks so good
    Aah, she's made out of wood
    She says so

     


    I Hate Myself And Want To Die

     Running nose and runny yolk
    Even if you have a cold still
    You can cough on me again
    I still haven't had my full fill

     In the someday -- What's that sound?
    End it someday -- What's that song?

     Broken heart and broken bones
    Finger pressing down the horse pills
    One more quirky cliched phrase
    You're the one I wanna refill

     (spoken very softly behind the guitar)

     Words are broken lives
    Five pieces of board, turned around
    attached to the skull by common wood screws
    A child would like to do it

     


    In His Room

     He is gonna chase you in and out of a dream
    You're not gonna thank him and I'm tired of this dream
    Take him on occassion in the back of the room
    If they don't show any affection he'll died in June

     See the stab wounds in his hands
    See him dying in his room
    He's dying in his room
    He's dying in his room
    Heading for me, heading this way
    He is coming, I don't care

     I don't want to thank you, well I don't mind
    Gave his only pleasures to a friend of mine
    He's not gonna catch you in a lighted room
    You don't thank him I know I should

     See the stab wounds in his hands
    You killed him, I don't care
    Keep a promise, you would too
    Keep a promise, you would too
    See the silence in his head
    He is coming, I don't care

     We're not gonna make it, well I don't mind
    They don't want to thank him, they don't have any time
    In a conversation whom they don't know
    They don't have any patience, they're becoming slow

     See a famine in his head
    See him coming at their heels
    He loves you, give him a chance
    I don't love him, I don't care
    See him starving, give her hell
    It is over, we don't care In His Room

     


    Marigold

     He's there in case I want it all
    He's scared cause I want

     He's scared in case I want it all
    He's scared cause I want

     All in all the clock is slow
    Six color pictures all in a row
    Of a marigold

     He's there in case I want it all
    He's scared cause I want
    He's there in case I want it all
    He's there cause I want

     


    Moist Vagina

     She has a moist vagina
    I particularly enjoy the circumference
    I'll be sucking warts off her anus

     I prefer her to any other
    Marijuana

     


    The Money Will Roll Right In (Mudhoney cover)

     I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good
    I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields
    I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

     I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car
    And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit
    I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

     I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice
    You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid
    I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

     It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car
    Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit
    And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

     The money will roll right in

     


    Oh, The Guilt

     She seems to think, she seems too week
    She takes a week to get over it

     She likes the sea, she likes to see
    She likes to think she has all of it

     She likes the sound, she likes the sand
    She likes to stand, she can't afford to sit

     She likes to be
    She's into guilt
    Guilt

     She likes to think, she likes to drink
    She seems too weak, she takes all the rent

     She likes the time, she owns the time
    She borrows time, to self-invent

     She seems too weak, she likes to see
    She likes to think she has all of it

     She likes the sand, she likes to stand
    She likes to sit, she likes to go
    Go

    She likes to be
    She likes to go
    Go


    Opinion

     Congratulations, you have won
    It's a years subscription of bad puns
    If it makes you a story, i'm concerned
    And you set it up, before it burns

     My opinions
    My opinions
    My opinions
    My opinions

    Well there seems to be a problem here
    When the state of emotion seems to clear
    Well they rise and fall like Wall Street stock
    And they have an effect on how people talk

     Our opinions
    Our opinions
    Our opinions
    My opinions

     


    Pay To Play (Stay Away demo)

     Monkey see, monkey do...I don't know why
    Walk around, follow you...I don't know why
    Throw it out, keep it in...I don't know why
    Have to have poison skin...I don't know why

     Pay
    Pay to play

     Walk an inch, take a mile...I don't know why
    Never faded, never smiled...I don't know why
    Never mind, eat and run....I don't know why
    Fuck your ass, for the fun....I don't know why

     Pay
    Pay to play

     


    Return Of The Rat (Greg Sage and the Wipers cover)

     You better watch out
    You better beware
    They're coming from all sides of the country
    You better beware

     Return of the rat
    No, no, no, no

     They better confess
    Well, they better confess
    I know, I seen them do it
    They better confess

     


    Spank Thru

     This song is for lovers out there
    And the little light in the trees
    And all the flowers have gingivitis
    And the birds fly happily
    We're together once again my love
    I hit your back, oh baby baby
    I can't explain just how
    We lost it from the start
    Cause living without you girl
    You'll only break my heart

    I can feel it
    I can hold it
    I can bend it
    I can shape it
    I can mold it
    I can cut it
    I can paste it
    I can spank it
    Smack it, beat it, masturbate it

     I've been looking for days now
    Always hearing the same old
    City boy won't you spank thru
    I can make you do things you wouldn't think you ever could

     


    Spectre

     To hope is admittance
    Feed before beginning
    Double-sided cynics
    Reflected images
    Don't be so selfish
    Leaving the image
    Follow it far
    To find where you are
    You haven't grown
    Go on alone

     Never finished his sentence
    Remained in seclusion
    For the next few days
    Family is circuling
    He having moved up
    All the styles of heresy
    Finally he appeared unexpectedly
    Looking for company

     


    Talk To Me

     Shake it down easy, shake it down sleazy, come on
    Shake it down easy, shake yourself, Suzy, come on

     Don't let me detain you
    Try to ride along
    Don't you lie, knowing
    I am not sad
    I am not silly
    I am not chippin'
    I am not chippin' away

     Talk to me
    In your own language, please
    In your own
    Talk to me
    In your own language please

     Shake it down easy, make it sound seamy, doll man
    Make it sound now, make it full house, sad man

     Leader of the band
    Makes a mental hell
    I won't weather it well
    Well I never
    Saw it with my arm
    Paint it with my heart
    Paint it with my eyes and make it right

     Lay down easy, lay it down seamy, sad man
    Lay down easy, lay it down seamy, sad man

     You don't want to hear this
    Nothin' but a whore
    I will play the leader
    With pain
    Now you know I'm needy
    Lay them down easy
    Lay them down easy

     Talk to me
    In your own language please

     


    Token Eastern Song

     I can read, I can write
    I can breathe, proven fact
    Bless my greed, greased unfold
    Is it me, or my ego
    Write some words, make them rhyme
    Pieces for, story line
    Set the mood, something new
    Is it me, or my attitude

     If you want, to belong
    And you miss, the extremes
    The extremes, acted out
    Practicing
    Perfecting
    Pressuring
    Unto to me

     I will wade, in the fire
    To explain, your asylum
    Idle times, analyzing
    We'll compare, all our sightings, come on

     I speak, to hear, my voice

     


    Verse Chorus Verse

     And if you save yourself
    You will make him happy
    He'll keep you in a jar
    And you'll think you're happy
    He'll give you breathing holes
    And you'll think you're happy
    He'll cover you with grass
    And you'll think you're happy now

     You're in a laundry room
    You're in a laundry room
    The clue that came to you, oh

     And if you guard yourself
    You will think you're happy
    He'll keep you in a jar
    Then you'll make him happy
    He'll give you breathing holes
    Then you'll think you're happy
    He'll cover you with dust
    Then you'll think you're happy now

     And if you fool yourself
    You will make him happy
    He'll keep you in a jar
    Then you'll think you're happy
    He'll give you breathing holes
    Then you will seem happy
    You'll wallow in your shit
    Then you'll think you're happy now

     

     


    You Know You're Right

    I would never bother you
    I would never promise to
    I will never follow you
    I will never bother you
    Never speak a word again
    I will crawl away for good
    I will move away from here
    You won't be afraid of fear
    No thought was put into this
    I always knew it would come to this
    Things have never been so swell
    And I have never failed to feel
    Pain...
    Pain...
    Pain...
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    Im so warm and calm inside
    I no longer have to hide
    Let's talk about someone else
    Steaming, soon begins to melt
    Nothin' really bothers her
    She just wants to love herself
    I will move away from here
    You won't be afraid of fear
    No thought was put into this
    I always knew it'll come to this
    Things have never been so swell
    And I have never felt this well
    Pain...
    Pain...
    Pain...
    Pain...
    Pain...
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know you're right
    You know your rights
    You know your rights
    You know your rights
    You know your rights
    Pain...


    the preceding was assembled solely by silverbox of the Nirvana Homepage ... feel free to distribute it, but never edit it... peace.