Krusty the Clown has endorsed some PRETTY bad products in his day. No matter. We all make mistakes, right? So here is a list, as incomplete as it may be, of all the products and services I can remember Krusty endorsing. If you remember any other ones, please mail them to me. Hey, in case you were wondering, Krusty also endorses this page!

• The Krusty Burger
• Krusty Brand Pork Products (of course)
• Krusty Brand Cereal (now comes with a FREE, jagged metal Krusty-O in every box!)
• Krusty Brand Cereal (FREE Flesh Eating Bacteria inside EVERY BOX!)
• Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes (only sugar has more sugar)
• Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel (7 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference!)
• Krusty's Famouse Sauce (Yum it's Blue!)
• Krusty Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner

• Camp Krusty
• Mount Splashmore
• Krusty Land
• Krusty's Clown College

• Krusty's Non-Narcotic Kough Syrup (the secret ingredient in the Flaming Moe)
• Lady Krusty mustache removal system
• Krusty (non toxic) Kologne: the Smell of the Big Top
• Krusty Brain & Health Tonic (Ken Griffey Jr. took it...)
• Krusty Brand Vitamins (gave Bart an irregular heartbeat)
• Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test (warning: may cause birth defects!)

• Krusty the Doll
• The Krusty the Clown Alarm Clock (careful, that gets awfully hot, Krusty)
• The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier ("Krusty sez 'Get Back!'")
• The Krusty Monopoly Game (patent denied)
• The Canyonero (Unsafe for City and Highway driving)
• The Krusty Calculator (with no number 7 or 8)
• Krusty's Kreepy Konjuring Kit

• The Little Miss Springfield Pageant
• Krusty's Autobiography (self-serving, with many glaring omissions)

The following can be found solely on the Simpsons Screen Saver

• Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test
• The Dr. Krusty Balloon-animal Home Angioplasty Kit
• Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water (bottled with the cooperation of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant)
• Krusty's Brand Atomic Particle Accelerator
• Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can (all-u-can-drink powdered champagne included)

the preceding was written by "Sideshow" Mike of the Krusty the Clown Homepage.

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