What does Krusty the Clown look for in a sidekick?

Bob and Mel weren't the only sidekicks in Krusty's history. There was Sideshow Raghib. And who could forget Krusty's worthless half-brother, Sideshow Luke Perry? Considering all the sidekicks Krusty has had through the years, the question becomes, what makes a good sidekick, in Krusty's eyes? Someone to be the butt of  his jokes? A lackey?

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the preceding was written by "Sideshow" Mike of the Krusty the Clown Homepage.
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